Mitch..you left your Samsung Phone on a bench. Mitch…please come and pick up your Samsung Phone! - mean lady on the intercom about Samsung Phone
what’s a good meal to eat when you feel like everything s going to make you throw up and you’re going to be at the airport for 11 hours and you have like 50 cents
drinking some tap water because we don’t have any other kind and i can feel my insides turning into rust but i’m so thirsty i just keep saying
Thank you for not unfollowing me tonight.
listening to a song (animal collective boot ‘i’d rather’) and heard ‘had a baby now i got skewers’ and all my clothes are laying next to me and i have to pack them in my backpack. really sad and i can’t even get them in there. they’re right next to me. i still think i might have a uti. my plane leaves at 1 pm Thank You ™
my dad is from mexico and my mom is from north Texas. I hope this helps. Thank You. ™
Anonymous asked: are u indian? or native american? what is your ethnicity i'm very curious
humans develop new, fucking stupid evolutionary...
if you want to know what i’m like just imagine ‘abby’s song’ by avey tare playing constantly
omg……..just ate a piece of roommates sweetbread then started boiling some water for mac and cheese. immediately threw the water away and came here to post this. Jesus.
destroyman: i became so much cuter than my sister it’s unreal i feel like this sometimes
image: a homo sapien at a given point in history
radianthour: caption: look at this fucking hipster
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listening to Down There at 12 35 it’s 5 o clock somewhere………
Anonymous asked: seduce me with your diseases
pumpkinsfuneral: There’s this 25 minute AC interview I found with footage of this insane version of Tiquid that song used to be so crazy if anyone has a minute please find this version of tikwid and put it on repeat for like 30 minutes thank you
i want to be the alton brown of (whatever)