venusaurphobia: Oh for fuck’s sake, I thought we had matured past this by now. Will everyone please stop murder-shaming.
topclassbitchfromthefuture: I looked so fucking good today it was embarrassing same
bleakcolours: i have an idea for a cool manga.. →
kittenkissesxoxo: its called ‘BACTERIOPHILE’ its about this guy that has this sexual attraction to bacteria. he is obsessed with every part of them. the flagella. the way they move. the way they grow. it starts out with some google image searches of bacterial cultures and microscope… i want to write this for my creative writing class i wish i thought of it first
i can’t stay up past 10 anymore
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
my cousin's (accurate) impression of americans:
radianthour: “I just don’t like the taste of water, it’s weird!”
new album update!
paw-tracks: the boys are currently recording in El Paso, Texas at Sonic Ranch with Ben Allen ooommmmggggg
goodmorning buttchecks (al gore voice): Useful →
rosenmunns: Angry / Displeased: (*≧m≦*) (>_oo人 Apologizing: m(_ _)m m(._.)m ｍ（．＿．）ｍ （ﾉ´д｀） (シ_ _)シ ＜(。_。)＞ ｍ（＿ ＿；；ｍ m(￢0￢)m Bears: (￣(エ)￣) (｡･ω･｡) (●｀･(ｴ)･´●) (*ノ・ω・） 川´･ω･`川 ( (ﾐ´ω`ﾐ)) ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ) ＼(・｀(ｪ)・)/ ⊂(ο･㉨･ο）⊃ (^(エ)^) (^(I)^) (￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ ⊂(￣(工)￣)⊃ ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ ⊂(・(ェ)・)⊃ (*￣(ｴ)￣*) ヾ(´(ｴ)｀ﾉﾞ…
littlecaesarspizza: my boss just put cartoons on the tv at work because “you like that shit” and patted my belly hmm
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry: Holy mackerel It’s dry, the skin peels away from me I’m amazed you’re still open I feel like I’m on the Titanic I’ve never seen anything so backwards
@seila i'm doing it and you can't stop me.......
well i told myself i wasn’t going to drink this week but i just drank thursday and friday… going to try and do a ‘skinny vegan diet’
im home who wanna text
SPOOKS: This eighth year/grade kid kissed my... →
yourungodlythoughts: Because it was her first kiss and she’s in the grade below him and he’s one of the Abercrombie Mexicans who hangs out with the other ones in my grade, who are known to profusely drink and smoke. She’s 13 and like so like sheltered and stuff ugh D: And they aren’t dating…
hatzoffratzofftu3sday: i’m an urban outfitters mexican same
┐('～`；)┌: dumbjabronimotherfucker replied to your... →
fussybabybitch: dumbjabronimotherfucker replied to your photo: T-Mobile i like how all of your cell phone pics have the caption “T-Mobile” It automatically does that!! It’s supposed to post whatever the subject line is but it doesn’t so I just worked it into part of the “mystic” also as a… my pics also say T-mobile
say hi to forever: i saw a girl from my philosophy... →
puppygamer: i saw a girl from my philosophy class at a show tonight. she gave me a cigarette and said she felt like she didn’t want to be alive after classes. i said i liked our professor and she stopped talking to me. i wonder if it was b/c i was drunk/strung out & i was acting that way or something, idk, i… isn’t it weird when someone shows u a ‘viral video’ and...