jeeooom: my professor laughed in my face for about 5 minutes straight today in class why
hey guys, i’ve decided to become a professional photographer. if you would like to have your picture taken be me, we can set up a place, figure out a price, etc. i can take pictures of things, people getting married, dogs, cats, people getting divorced, what you made to eat, you sitting in your room, etc. message me if you are interested. right now i only have a camera phone.
when your having a sleepover with your friends and...
blameaspartame: “TIME TO GO TO THE STORE!”
i hope you guys listen to my mixtape because it's...
has anyone seen that show called 'top secret...
i like it.
brandnewswastikas: Boy: Is it cool if I go deeper? Girl: Yeah, that’s fine. They are little kids having anal sex and it’s completely normal.
brandnewswastikas: Alt-metal rockers Korn have announced that they are now, and always have been “juggalos.” They also have asked fans to “text itttttt” and to “save the drama 4 ur mama.”
youtubedotcom: long video with elaine sun, spencer madsen, and me in nyc i want to hang out with marshall and spencer
i think im going to be a lolcat for halloween...
sauerkrautforever: you can use my eyeliner don’t put magic marker on your face i thought he was going to be a wizard
tibets asked: omg fuck that fucking picture of that dog, i almost fainted what a horrible halloween costume
straightwiththatheater: You should get Im so fuckin stupid tattooed all over your body idiot
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kittenkissesxoxo: thewardress: the-milk-eyed-mender: xybutt: I am so pink and kawaii desu CHILDREN OF THE ELDER GOD pbbbt (“baka baka”)
juchemane: last name is mencia dudes garcia mencia
juchemane: once upon a time i didnt know the vulpine in johnny vulpine wasn’t his birth name (or that it means a fox for that matter) and i thought it was pronounced vol peen ay all latin like lmfao my last name is garcia dudes also that’s funny lmbo
conversatron: microwave impression
LET PEOPLE POEM OF THE WEEK
altlitgossip: this one comes from johnny vulpine. vulpine is a texan and maybe asian or hindi.. not sure. i think vulpine is malaysian maybe? idk. does this poem reflect malaysian roots? either way, this is a nice poem. i’m mexican i think maybe a little indian ppl say i look a little asian