July 2010
look
jazz: dude
jazz: someone left a bottle of buchanans in my kitchen
me: sup duder
me: drink it
jazz: i dont know man
jazz: well
jazz: i guess i'll grab a little
jazz: what if the person who forgot it wants itback
me: freaking drink it
me: right now
me: i can't believe you aren't even drinking it
me: what is wrong with your personality
me: get some fucking medication
jazz: hahahahahahahahhaha
jazz: gosh
jazz: shoould i mix it with coke
jazz: or
jazz; just ice
jazz: ive got both
me: hmm
me: i would drink it with diet coke
me: or if i wanted to look cool i would get a small glass and drink it straight
me: it would look freaking cool
jazz: i know right
me: i think it is pretty cool that your brother drank until he was 8 and now he does not drink
me: i feel it would be super cool if also he now wore hats
me: like because of something
me: like a promise to himself or something
jazz: he's weird though
jazz: like
jazz: very
jazz: He's really smart and he knows tons of shit about lots of shit
me: your brother knows a whole lot about shit damn
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eating a piece of cake at 4:28 am
today i took at least 3 medications that would cause drowsiness and i fell asleep and i had a night terror where i tried screaming and my dad came into my room. i couldn’t move and it turns out it wasn’t my dad but something with long white hair and i could feel it on my face. i touched it’s hand and it had long, cold nails. after awhile it got off me and sat next to me and...
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my kitten sucks his thumb and it's the cutest...
i want to take a video of it seriously
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someone send me a cat shirt/s
-eatdrugstakepizza-:
johnnyvulpine:
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johnnyvulpine:
-eatdrugstakepizza-:
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okay
ok. you never respond to my IMs tho
what are you talkingabout i always thought i got back 2 u unless my instant messenger isn’t working??? sry bro :-(
maybe i just IMd you again right now
i signed onto aim and was about 2 im u but then i realized that i...
someone send me a cat shirt/s
-eatdrugstakepizza-:
johnnyvulpine:
-eatdrugstakepizza-:
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okay
ok. you never respond to my IMs tho
what are you talkingabout i always thought i got back 2 u unless my instant messenger isn’t working??? sry bro :-(
maybe i just IMd you again right now
someone send me a cat shirt/s
-eatdrugstakepizza-:
(via johnnyvulpine)
okay
ok. you never respond to my IMs tho
someone send me a cat shirt/s
i'm just a big worry
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i do not condone the use of drugs i guess
sam: hey
me: sup
sam: lets get bars
me: ok
sam: cool
me: got em
me: these are the good kind
sam: they are
sam: the u94 kind
me: yes
me: they are
sam: the kind that make me feel fantastic, kind
me: the kind that makes every person a happy person, kind
sam: yea, lets get some
me: right now
sam: nah, tomorrow
sam: unless you wanna drive to alamo
sam: and get some
me: i'll think about the alamo
me: but that's it
sam: remember it
me: i remember it
me: woah
sam: ok, thats good
me: the alamo
me: it's so beautiful
me: ohmygooddOHHMYGODDD
me: :sob:
sam: :cum:
me: what does it mean
sam: dude, that video got like a bajillion fucken views
me: yeah
sam: since i saw it last
me: it went super viral or we
sam: so how many bars are you getting?
sam: before i go super viral on ur face
me: bro first of all i need to chas my check
me: cash
sam: jeezus
me: i get it tomorrow
sam: neverfuckinmindgahhh
me: :<
sam: ya blew it
me: ;____;
me: that's me right now
me: ;___________;
sam: yeah, it looks like you
me: thanks
me: it's an artist rendition
sam: its avant garde
me: it's an avant garde artist rendition
sam: yea, thats wat it is
me: yeah
me: it is
sam: not really
me: i agree
sam: im in disagreement with you
me: i'm in agreement with your disagreement of me
sam: i find that agreeable
me: i hope we cannot settle things out
sam: yeah, me too
me: not me
sam: finally ur making sense
me: me too
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-god:
Hot Muslim Teen Orgasms Underwater In Fish Tank - She’s Super Wet
hows she gunna get outta this one man dang
couldn't donate plasma, car doesn't start twice, i...
somewhere a dolphin is farting
If you believe in "Jesus Christ." (the indie band)...
heheheheheheheeheheheehehe:
ohdearcaptain:
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http://jesuschristtheindieband.com/
i believe in JC(tib).
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