May 2010
May 29th
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today was horrid!
alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: i lost a best friend and i smoked so much i ate like a swine  i dwank and took so much valium that i ate some nachos at midnight. :c  I DON’T DESERVE THESE NACHOS  YOU DESERVE THE WORLD  oh welp if you say so iguana. :BARF: i see where...
May 29th
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today was horrid!
alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: i lost a best friend and i smoked so much i ate like a swine  i dwank and took so much valium that i ate some nachos at midnight. :c  I DON’T DESERVE THESE NACHOS  YOU DESERVE THE WORLD  oh welp if you say so iguana. :BARF: i see where you’re goin with this~ OMG JOHNNY...
May 29th
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today was horrid!
alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: i lost a best friend and i smoked so much i ate like a swine  i dwank and took so much valium that i ate some nachos at midnight. :c  I DON’T DESERVE THESE NACHOS  YOU DESERVE THE WORLD  oh welp if you say so iguana. :BARF: i see where you’re goin with this~
May 29th
13 notes
today was horrid!
alexflowers: johnnyvulpine: alexflowers: i lost a best friend and i smoked so much i ate like a swine  i dwank and took so much valium that i ate some nachos at midnight. :c  I DON’T DESERVE THESE NACHOS  YOU DESERVE THE WORLD  oh welp if you say so iguana. :BARF:
May 29th
13 notes
today was horrid!
alexflowers: i lost a best friend and i smoked so much i ate like a swine  i dwank and took so much valium that i ate some nachos at midnight. :c  then i pity texted like 250 people.  I DON’T DESERVE THESE NACHOS 
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best fran
Sam: dude i need you do do something for me
Johnny: prude
Johnny: what what am i doing?
Sam: how much money do you have
Johnny: like
Johnny: 7 bucks
Sam: run down to a Stripes and get me a green tall box of paul mauls and some papers
Sam: and meet me here asap
Johnny: oh ok let me just do that
Johnny: fuck you
Sam: i'll give you half an x pill
Johnny: i would kind of like that but it probably wouldn't do anything
Johnny: don't you have like a xanax or something somewhere in a cavity in your room
Johnny: why do you need papers are you going to smoke marijuana drug cigarettes?
Johnny: IS THAT IT
Sam: yes. that's it.
Johnny: oh
Johnny: welp
Johnny: ok
Sam: dude can you go do this for me right now and then just drop them off and we can make a transaction
Johnny: dude
Johnny: it doesn't seem worth it
Johnny: i mean these 7 dollars have to pretty much last me till Sunday and i'm almost out of gas
Johnny: it's really putting a damper in my drug intake
Sam: oh wow i don't care
Sam: that's why i'm totally blocking your situation out of my mind
Sam: pffhh nevermind
Johnny: welp that takes care of that
Sam: ok fuck you
Johnny: ok ttyl
May 27th
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Did YOU know, that I am FOLLOWING you? (: I hope...
that’s not weird, or creepy, just a bit intriguing. thanks! Ask me anything
May 17th
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wow hey i haven’t. i just told the world to ‘suck a dick’. thanks a lot, i guess! Ask me anything
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conchdick
sofia: i'm going to sleep
me: me too soon probably
me: i forgot i was awake
sofia: i forgot you were awake
sofia: but i knew i was
me: WAIT
sofia: que paso
me: FIRST GO TO THIS WEBSITE
me: http://www.papertoilet.com/
sofia: sweet i used it all
me: how did you do it so fast
me: i'm still going :C
me: ok welp that was disappointing
me: welp
me: good night
sofia: drawing big circles
sofia: dude welp
sofia: makes me want to fucking punch you
me: WELP
sofia: yeah you're gonna get it
me: WELP IN COMIC SANS
sofia: fuck
me: century gothic
sofia: ::dies::
me: wingdongdings
sofia: i'm cool i use times new roman
sofia: in TURQUOISE
me: damn
me: damn
sofia: yes, damn.
me: wait
me: there's a better word for this situation
me: WELP
me: I SHOULD BE GOING TO SLEEP
sofia: ya lo cagastes
me: hahahaha
sofia: :o
me: sorry i laughed
sofia: :o~~
me: irl
sofia: that's me drooling
sofia: yay!!!!!
me: oh ok
me: it was cool
sofia: :@~~~ that's me drooling cuz i have something in my mouth that i can't get out
actually earlier i had a chile flake stuck in my throat
and it hurt so bad
me: oh man
sofia: it was so tiny and painful
sofia: and i finally coughed it out, it flew onto my pants and everyone cheered
me: i knew i cheered for something
sofia: ok nitey
me: night
May 3rd
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