November 2010
October 2010
NO GOD, NO STATE, NO ANIME
someone: there is a mega cutie here in the lab man
me: that's me
someone: i wish i didnt smell like shit or else id try and talk
me: did you know miley cirus was hannah montana
someone: get the fuck out
someone: freakin girl sat right next to me man
me: oh dang
me: ask her if she wants to get a tattoo
me: together
someone: lol
me: tell her right now hurry before the opportunity goes away
someone: damn johnny
me: buy a taco
me: with your new gf
someone: she just left
me: why
me: don't you just eat some cake man
someone: cake wont do it
someone: especially if its got whipped icing
me: it's actually my sister's birthday i ate a few centimeters of cake
someone: im reading romance stories
someone: about peoples first kiss and stuff
someone: :/
me: my first kiss was like in 2nd grade and it was my knee
me: how do you like that romance story
someone: mine was in a pool
someone: under water
someone: 2nd grade
someone: she told me to hold my breath and go with her
me: that's really
me: something i guess
someone: so we went under water and she kissed me
someone: i thought she pushed my face or something so i had to clarify
me: tell me some more depressing stuff hurry
me: i'll get more cake
someone: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_do_girls_look_for_in_guys
my friend showed me a song her dad played on the...
she said that her dad doesn’t have a band but he said if he did he would call it ‘rapies’
“Angels are made of weedparticles.”
– The Bible (via radianthour)
i guess it's cold outside
i felt like reading steve roggenbuck because it was cold outside
today i’m going to see a judge to see if he can postpone my court date so I can go to New Braunfels and see my gf next week instead of going to court. i’m trying my best to not be intimidated by him so I can be brave.
here he is with elmo who has a dick for eyes/nose and a balloon that is suspiciously the same color as the airplane above his head
here he is launching his daughter...
cumhaus:
literally panicking when someone asks you to take a picture of yourself without makeup
guess you don’t have to i guess
“Haley Joel Osment closed his eyes and felt himself trying to close his eyes...”
– from Richard Yates by Tao Lin (via piecesofmeat)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-10-24) →
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every morning i pour cereal into my bowl and...
person: she came over here like twenty minutes ago to tell me something
person: but she didnt even say it
me: oh no
person: she told me shes scared about having a baby
me: oh no
person: but she brought me subway
me: oh ok
person: she kept touching her belly and stuff
britticisms:
New Lykke Li! “Get Some” by Lykke...
Anonymous asked: let's get married
Anonymous asked: do you like making out?
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i feel so sick and gross etc
lonely
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