briitny(11:54:17 PM): you look like batman
johnnyfoxdarko (11:54:27 PM): I would do batman.
briitny(11:54:34 PM): you’d do any man
johnnyfoxdarko (11:54:38 PM): false.
johnnyfoxdarko (11:54:50 PM): I don’t know what I would do with Batman after I slept with him.
johnnyfoxdarko (11:54:53 PM): it would be really weird.
johnnyfoxdarko (11:55:03 PM): We don’t enjoy any of the same things.
briitny(11:55:13 PM): you would leave before he wakes up
johnnyfoxdarko (11:55:27 PM): I’d try my best.
briitny(11:55:38 PM): you could spoon him
johnnyfoxdarko (11:55:42 PM): For a little bit.
briitny(11:55:54 PM): he’d spoon you
johnnyfoxdarko (11:56:04 PM): For a little bit.
briitny(11:56:44 PM): then things would get awkward
johnnyfoxdarko (11:57:08 PM): I would make eggs and pancakes sans bacon.
johnnyfoxdarko (11:57:17 PM): I wonder if he would let the syrup touch the eggs
johnnyfoxdarko (11:57:23 PM): or if he would try his best
johnnyfoxdarko (11:57:31 PM): for the syrup not to touch the eggs.
briitny (11:58:32 PM): i hate when my syrup touches my eggs
johnnyfoxdarko (11:58:55 PM): Me too.
johnnyfoxdarko (11:58:58 PM): I try my best for it not to.
briitny(11:59:21 PM): me too
johnnyfoxdarko (12:00:35 AM): I pronounce this the best conversation of exactly midnight.
briitny (12:01:05 AM): i’m honored
johnnyfoxdarko (12:01:09 AM): Me too.
johnnyfoxdarko (12:01:13 AM): You get a trophy.
briitny(12:01:20 AM): oooh
johnnyfoxdarko (12:01:18 AM): &
johnnyfoxdarko (12:01:22 AM): there it is
johnnyfoxdarko (12:01:25 AM): hurry get it
briitny(12:01:34 AM): maybe you should hold on to it
johnnyfoxdarko (12:01:35 AM): Ok.
johnnyfoxdarko (12:01:38 AM): for a little bit.
johnnyfoxdarko (12:01:41 AM): my desk is cluttered.